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Smoke Weed Pet Dogs
03:51
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Hold up! I got something to say
And I don't wanna ruin the rest of your day
But some dogs are bastards by training not birth
Sniffing out your drugs without knowing what they're worth
So hate The Job but don't hate the dog
It's the police who wanna make them a cog
In a Babylon system fuelled by injustice
Gimme a break when all I wanna do is
Smoke weed pet dogs!
All cops are bastards, but all dogs are good
So who are all these oxymorons in my neighbourhood
Dogs that couldn’t consent they been forced into slavery
Turn man’s best friend to your boy’s worst enemy
Pranging me out at the station after the session
It’s for no one’s protection just nicking kids for possession
Turned a loyal companion into a narc for a plant
Don’t wanna live in a world where we can’t
Smoke weed pet dogs!
Bad dog, bad dog I know it's not your fault
They got you sniffing for my drugs like you're turning summersaults
And I know that you'd rather be playing in the park
Instead of busting into my home while it's still dark
And you’re going through my stuff and rifling my drawers
Enforcing the laws but your vision is flawed
Well the dogs don't have a choice but the police sure did
Get out my house when all I wanna do is
Smoke weed pet dogs!
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2. |
First Class War
03:48
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Well the Beeching report was the beginning of the end
Then they broke up British Rail and private companies contend
To profit off the infrastructure we all used to own
Ticket prices shot up, people's income hasn't grown
All the standard carriages are packed out while the first class ones are empty
Almost like the system's set up for the few and not the many
More want renationalisation than ever wanted Brexit
Give us a vote on that one and I swear you won't regret it
First Class war! First Class war!
Public transport should be public like it used to be before
First Class war! First Class war!
Bunk a train and dodge a fine and now you know the score
Rail franchises have failed but the country voted Tory
So they'll give them to another business and repeat the story
Profits paid to shareholders are never reinvested
So it's hardly a surprise seat reservations are all messed up
Mr Johnson was a bellend, he lied through that election
Are his abandoned children really missing his affection
He funnelled your tax money to a bunch of shifty firms
Now they’re sitting back and laughing while your public service burns
First Class war! First Class war!
Public transport should be public like it used to be before
First Class war! First Class war!
Bunk a train and dodge a fine and now you know the score
Tax the rich! Fund the railways!
Football fans on Saturdays can go and fucking die
I wanna get to where I'm going without your misplaced pride
No one wants to hear that you think your mate's a cunt
Because he's in a loving marriage not having your kind of fun
If you're talking in the quiet carriage I will fuck you up
Have respect for fellow humans keep your stupid mouth shut
Hot tea from the buffet car I'll pour it down your throat
I’ll shove a muffin up your nose I'll watch you fucking choke
First Class war! First Class war!
Public transport should be public like it used to be before
First Class war! First Class war!
Bunk a train and dodge a fine and now you know the score
Tax the rich! Fund the railways!
Choo choo motherfucker!
First Class war! First Class war!
Public transport should be public like it used to be before
First Class war! First Class war!
Bunk a train and dodge a fine and now you know the score
Tax the rich!
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3. |
Spin
03:44
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I said I don't know what the fuck's going on
Don't know who to trust so I trust no one
I said I don't know what the fuck's going on
Don't know who to trust so I trust no one
Everyone seems to lie to me From my BFFs to the BBC
I just switch off live ignorantly Cos all this spin making me dizzy
Records dirty, so you're skipping over shit That people need to hear to get the full pic
Think no one will notice, see how long it lasts, till someone pulls you up, put that shit on blast
But it doesn't really matter, the crowd has moved on No one wants to remember the bits that went wrong
Rose-tinted fragments are all that they will need To craft their own vision a warped reality
I said I don't know what the fuck's going on
Don't know who to trust so I trust no one
Everyone seems to lie to me From my BFFs to the BBC
I just switch off live ignorantly Cos all this spin making me dizzy
Everyone's got an agenda, a certain point of view They’ll act like Obi-Wan and tell you it's the truth
But that didn't work out for fucking Alan Guinness A certain point of view, what kind of bullshit is this?
Don't know what matters, I don't know how to feel Don't know where to go to hear the real deal
Now I'm growing tired of living in the dark If Vader is my father, gotta tell me from the start
Cos it's massive headline, tiny retractions Dodge the blame and bury their actions
Massive distraction, wait and see What they'll redact from the inquiry
Propaganda and bullshit everywhere Just stir shit up then disappear
You can't believe the words you're reading I'm so tired of this fucking spin
Said I don't know what the fuck's going on
Don't know who to trust so I trust no one
Cos everyone seems to lie to me From my BFS to the BBC
So I just switch off live ignorantly Cos all this spins making me dizzy
Making me dizzy
Making me dizzy
Making me dizzy
Making me dizzy
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4. |
Shit's Fucked
04:03
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Prison should be abolished, private prisons should go first
Serco would be demolished, Rupert Soames dead in a hearse
You shouldn't be astonished, his company's the worst
They're hoovering up contracts, that the Tories doling out
We endure the impact, they enjoy the clout
This cabinet should be sacked, the country's up the spout
All I know is this ain’t the answer
Tory rule, endless fucking disaster
Propaganda to brainwash the masses
Divide and conquer, fuel the rise of fascists
All I know is this ain’t the answer
Tory rule, endless fucking disaster
When they ban protest, know their time is up
Think we can all agree
Shit's fucked, oi!
Millions paid for face masks, and they weren't worth a cent
Did the job all half assed, while we can't pay our rent
Take the Tories to task, on how your tax is spent
I'm sure we've had our fill, of divisive culture war
They all paid their mate's bills, and you default on yours
Decades of neglect kill, and yet they're pushing more
All I know is this ain’t the answer
Tory rule, endless fucking disaster
Propaganda to brainwash the masses
Divide and conquer, fuel the rise of fascists
All I know is this ain’t the answer
Tory rule, endless fucking disaster
When they ban protest, know their time is up
Think we can all agree
Shit's fucked, oi!
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5. |
Paw Patrol
04:05
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See them round town and it makes me nervous
Paw Patrol always there on the double
Tendering contracts ya gotta be cautious
Scooping up profit from society's trouble
Privatisation of public services
G4S and Serco don't got shit on this
Neoliberal dogs well I ain't ever heard of em
Ryder acts like all of the Bay is his
All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators
Paw Patrol are class traitors!
Skye wears pink like gender predeterminism
Never found its way off of kids TV
The mayor's a puppet ruler trapped by chauvinism
What kind of example is this to see
Casting outsiders as a criminal element
While Paw Patrol corporation is heaven sent
Devoid of context it's a binary redolent
Of stereotyping that fuels displacement
All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators
Paw Patrol are class traitors!
Drone surveillance of a willing populace
Chase panoptically keeps the peace
Shoplift treats and then your boy's merciless
Keeping dissidents off the streets
Whenever there's trouble don't yelp for help
No one likes a grass and you know that you'd be
Better off resolving conflict yourself
So let's defund Paw Patrol A C A B
All dogs go to heaven... but not dictators
Paw Patrol are class traitors!
Class traitors!
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6. |
Beep Beep Snooze
00:56
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Monday!
Beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, shower, tube
Watch the clock ‘til I can go home get stoned and go to bed
Tuesday!
Beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, shower, tube
Watch the clock ‘til I can go home get stoned and go to bed
Wednesday!
Beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, shower, tube
Watch the clock ‘til I can go home get stoned and go to bed
Thursday!
Beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, shower, tube
Watch the clock ‘til I can go home get stoned and go to bed
Friday!
Beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, beep beep snooze, shower, tube
Watch the clock ‘til I can go home get stoned and go to bed
Hey hey, its the weekend
Would be great if I had some friends
Get stoned and go to bed
Get stoned and go to bed
Repeat until you’re dead
Repeat until you’re dead, oi
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7. |
Diddly
02:40
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8. |
Quit Your Job, Get A Dog
03:48
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Quit your job, get a dog
Well dogs, man they’re fucking great
You get licked, all over your face
Jobs man, they’re fucking shit
Getting paid for your time well I can’t get used to it
Quit your job, get a dog
Drop the fuck out, raise a canine, honestly it’s the best use of your time
Getting up for your job, man it’s the worst
For me right now, it’s dogs come first
A dog wakes you up, at the start of the day
Look at its face, hip hip hooray!
Quit your job, get a dog
Drop the fuck out, raise a canine, honestly it’s the best use of your time
So quit your job, if you’re financially stable
And get as many dogs as you are able (to)
Just one more thing, in case you missed it
A dog is for life, and not just for Christmas!
Quit your job, get a dog
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9. |
Dealer Time
03:22
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I would like to get high tonight
But my weed man’s a fucking wanker
When I really need him he never comes through
He said he’d be ten minutes but even I’ve got my limits
Now I’ve been waiting fucking hours
‘til they legalise what am I to do?
So much of my life just waiting for draw on dealer time
I hope it’s gonna be here soon
So much of my life just waiting for draw on dealer time
Don’t you know we’ve got better things to do
I would like to get high tonight
But my weed man’s a fucking wanker
Is he on his way, how am I to know?
He’s taking the piss, I can’t be dealing with this
Why can’t you just be straight with me?
Gonna take your time just tell me so
So much life just waiting for draw on dealer time
I hope it’s gonna be here soon
So much of my life just waiting for draw on dealer time
Don’t you know we’ve got better things to do
I would like to get high tonight
But Teresa May’s a fucking wanker
She don’t listen to scientific proof
Let’s her husband grow it and everybody knows it
Thank the fuck she’s not still in power but
Rishi Sunak? Proper cunt as well
So much of my life just waiting for change from Tory lies
I hope it’s gonna be here soon
So much of my life just waiting for draw on dealer time
Don’t you know we’ve got better things to do
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10. |
Buckfast & Weed
04:20
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Buckfast and weed, it’s just what you need
To get a brand new point of view, body won’t know what to do
Speed down, slow up, wait what the fuck?
I don’t know what’s true, one love? Fuck you!
Excitement abound, the sights, the sounds
Mind’s mush, got energy but this shit ain’t me
Too much Bucky’ll give you too much front, turn you into a massive cunt
So listen. take heed, little Buckfast, loads of weed
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11. |
Gotta Get Thru This
02:53
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Baldhead London, UK
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